Canadian kids no terrorists

Thursday, February 22, 2007 at 9:23 | Posted in Canada, terrorism, USA | 5 Comments

Canadians obviously constitute a major threat against the security of the US. That is why the US government has decided to require Canadians passing the border to show up a passport starting 2009. Also Americans who were not a security risk before become potential terrorists when they return home from Canada which is why they need a passport, too.

The ever so alert US government has neglected to eliminate one serious risk against the national security. They think that Canadian kids younger than 16 are harmless. CBC quotes an anonymous U.S. State Department official as saying:

“For 16 and under, the rules will not change,” a U.S. State Department official said Wednesday, speaking on condition of anonymity.

“You obviously need control, but you don’t need to worry so much about Canadian kids.”

I am shocked to detect that the bleeding heart liberals of the State Department are putting aside the essential national security issues. If I were Osama bin-Laden or the ghost of Saddam, I would immediately start a massive recruiting campaign among Canadian youngsters. No terrorists, my ass! They surf in MySpace and watch videos in YouTube without paying for it. Potential terrorists, mark my words!

Edit: What did I say? See, they are already rehearsing at Porter Creek Secondary School in Whitehorse!



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  1. Finland has long known that Canadians are terrorists. That’s why they routinely try to get rid of me.

    SuPo: 1, CIA: 0.

    Someone might think I’m joking, but I’m not. They really have a problem with Canadians in Finland. UVI staff ought to be stripped of their citizenship and deported back to their ancestral land in the Urals.

  2. You are obviously a terrorist. You are over 16 and from Quebec 😛

    Just drop me a line next time you are in town. We could consider deporting those officials while having a beer or three.

  3. Was that the beer to HEL or TLL?

  4. Which ever we happen to be in at the same time. 😉

  5. By the way, congrats for entering the 1001th comment in this blog. The 1000th was my own pingback so that does not count. And no, I did not fix on purpose that the pingback was number 1000, just so happened.

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