Canadian kids no terroristsThursday, February 22, 2007 at 9:23 | Posted in Canada, terrorism, USA | 5 Comments
Canadians obviously constitute a major threat against the security of the US. That is why the US government has decided to require Canadians passing the border to show up a passport starting 2009. Also Americans who were not a security risk before become potential terrorists when they return home from Canada which is why they need a passport, too.
The ever so alert US government has neglected to eliminate one serious risk against the national security. They think that Canadian kids younger than 16 are harmless. CBC quotes an anonymous U.S. State Department official as saying:
“For 16 and under, the rules will not change,” a U.S. State Department official said Wednesday, speaking on condition of anonymity.
“You obviously need control, but you don’t need to worry so much about Canadian kids.”
I am shocked to detect that the bleeding heart liberals of the State Department are putting aside the essential national security issues. If I were Osama bin-Laden or the ghost of Saddam, I would immediately start a massive recruiting campaign among Canadian youngsters. No terrorists, my ass! They surf in MySpace and watch videos in YouTube without paying for it. Potential terrorists, mark my words!
Edit: What did I say? See, they are already rehearsing at Porter Creek Secondary School in Whitehorse!