Have you ever…?Sunday, April 27, 2008 at 11:23 | Posted in entertainment, meme | Leave a comment
I picked this meme from Siim. I decided to give it a try although some of the questions sound a bit like “Are you now or have you ever…?”. I am not passing this one to any unsuspecting victim. Whoever has the guts is welcome to bring it further.
Have had taken a picture of you naked?
No. Neither have I taken a nude self portrait.
Made money illegally?
Not on illegal activities but I may have received envelope payments without declaring the income.
Had a one night stand?
Been in a fist fight?
Yes but the last one took place for about 40 years ago.
Slept with your best friend?
Not while they were my best friend. Some of the people I slept with later became my best friend.
Had sex in a public place?
Technically yes. But a meadow at three in the morning is practically quite a private place.
Ditched work to have sex?
I may have.
Slept with a member of the same sex?
Seen someone die?
No but I saw my father shortly before he died.
Ran from the police?
Not exactly ran but I have once in a while tried to avoid meeting a police officer.
Woke up somewhere and not remember how you got there?
It happens occasionally on varying reasons.
Worn your partners unmentionables?
I stick with my own.
Fallen asleep at work?
Sure, both intendedly and accidentally.
Used toys in the bedroom?
Not in the context obviously intended but I sure played with toys in bedroom as a kid.
Ran a red light?
I do not drive but I have walked a red pedestrian light.
Been in a car accident?
Yes. I was seriously hurt at age eight.
Pole danced or done a striptease?
Not my pint of bitter.
Loved someone you shouldn’t?
Most relations are like that.
Never! And I am not likely to do it.
Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?
Happens all the time.
Laughed so hard you peed your pants?
Caught someone having sex?
Kissed a perfect stranger?
Shaved your partner?
I am not running a barber’s saloon.
Given your private parts a nickname?
No, they are private enough that I recognize them without a nick.
Ever gone in public without underwear?
Had sex on a roof top?
I would not climb onto a roof top for any reason.
Do you sleep naked?
Not when I am on my own.
Blacked out from drinking?
It has happened.
Felt like killing someone?
Had sex more than 5 times in one day?
Probably. Who is counting when in the mood?
Been with someone because they were in a band?
Certainly not! If it had any importance, being in a band would rather effect the other way.
Taken 10 shots of liquor in a day?
I sure have, on many days. 10 is not very much.
Shot a gun?
Yes, in the army.
Gone outside naked?
What else would you expect in a country with thousands of saunas at thousands of lakes? It would be weird if I had not.