Barbie and Batman “destructive” for IranTuesday, April 29, 2008 at 1:00 | Posted in absurd | Leave a comment
Western toys, such as Barbie, Batman, Spider-Man and Harry Potter , are going to cause “destructive and cultural consequences” for Iran, says top prosecutor Dori Najafabadi:
“The appearance of personalities such as Barbie, Batman, Spiderman and Harry Potter and … computer games and movies are all a danger warning to the officials in the cultural arena.”
Not even local versions of Barbie and Ken – Sara and Dara who follow the Islamic dressing rules – are regarded as safe by the Iranian clergy. The morality police are reported to have confiscated loads of “destructive” but enormously popular toys.
Hmm! This must be good news for those in Pentagon and West Wing planning to start a war against Iran. All they need to do now is to parachute plane loads of Barbie and Batman allover Iran to bring the country on its knees. So much cheaper than bombing and it would save so many lives. 😉