Who the hell is Larko?
For some odd reason that I do not understand at all, some people are curious to find out information about my humble person. What exactly they want to learn, I do not know. Apart from the fact that I am absolutely not an interesting person, I like to keep some things private.
But since one must apparently leave some personal information to satisfy this sort of a bizarre curiosity, I have chosen to put small pieces of it all over the Internet rather than collect it to one single web page. So I can always say to anybody who is asking that it is all there in the web, just look for it. I just let it be unsaid that it would take quite a few days to comb it through even working full time because I have written a few thousand pages of articles, blog posts, poems, comments, tweets, status updates and other stuff like that since the beginning of this millenium. And you would have to understand more languages than just two or three.
By the way, you would probably never guess what my favourite drink is. I can tell you that it is neither tea nor milk. And you may not be very surprised to hear that I really enjoyed visiting Burton many many years ago. I went there in the sole purpose of exploring the Bass Museum and some very interesting pubs.
If you really want or need to know what I do when not trying to look like a smart ass you should have a look at my professional. site.